September 2011
1 post
February 2011
2 posts
The Palace of Funk: Top 10 Shocking Attacks from... →
stfuconservatives:
corruptpolitics:
1) Republicans not only want to reduce women’s access to abortion care, they’re actually trying to redefine rape. After a major backlash, they promised to stop. But they haven’t.
2) A state legislator in Georgia wants to change the legal term for…
November 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
Dismemberment Plan - “Ellen and Ben”
“After weeks of discussion and consideration, the irony of the band’s name...”
– official statement from Calvin College re: cancellation of a New Pornographers concert.
August 2010
11 posts
Arcade Fire's video for "We Used to Wait,"... →
Band of Horses - Islands on the Coast.
WatchNew Ted Leo video starring Paul F. Tompkins & John Hodgman!
BBC: A "galactic lens" has revealed that the... →
kateoplis:
Knowing the distribution of dark energy tells astronomers that the Universe will continue to get bigger indefinitely. Eventually it will become a cold, dead wasteland with a temperature approaching what scientists term “absolute zero”. Professor Priyamvada Natarajan of Yale University, a leading cosmologist and co-author of this study, said that the findings finally proved “exactly...
"Just Like Heaven" is in Rock Band 3 →
Oh, and 82 other songs.
There's a Krispy Kreme cheeseburger. STOP IT,... →
(via inothernews)
What's missing in your life? JD Salinger's toilet,... →
It has a Buy-it-Now price of 1 million dollars.
July 2009
3 posts
June 2009
1 post
Watchpatrickcassels:
“I’m On A Boat” A-Capella
My favorite thing about college a-capella groups is that always seem like they’re composed of nerds who still get laid more than anyone else in school.
May 2009
2 posts
“I wish I thought the way Minus the Bear writes music.”
WatchReprisal.
Fun fact: I was required to spend two years growing a beard specifically for this role.
April 2009
3 posts
“A scraping sound,
like someone writing his name
in big letters
in the gravel...”
– Micahel Earl Craig, my favorite poet.
March 2009
10 posts
devansived:
“The Hazards of Love 2 (Wager All)”...
This happened.
Rachel: can you say something as Walken next time we have sex?
Me: Um... sure.
Rachel: You've always wanted to do that, haven't you?
Me: Not even remotely.
Rachel: FUCK! Really?? I AM a creep.
Watchyeah. what’ve YOU done with that editing software lately?
4 tags
“It’s a sad moment when you realize that there’s really no reason for...”
So Many Dynamos - Search Party
Recent Innovations
Drunk guy 1: so i just got a new bro-ism
Drunk guy 2: Word? what is it?
Drunk guy 1: Bro-siedon.
Drunk chick: who's Brosiedon?
Drunk guy 2: he's like, the god of the sea, right?
Me: Actually, BRO-siedon is the god of the sweet seashell necklaces, specifically.
Drunk guy 1: ... fffffffffffffffffffuuuckk that's awesome!
February 2009
10 posts
Philinthecircle.com →
Phil Hansen is probably my favorite artist, if only because I really can’t name any other artists. He caught my eye with his series of “goodbye art” pieces, temporary works that now only exist on video, like a matchstick image of Jimi Hendrix he lit on fire, or a portrait of Amy Winehouse carved out of frozen wine and filmed as it melted (just like in real life! BA-ZING!) He...
A Healthy Relationship
Me: I've got that sick taste starting to creep up the back of my throat.
Rachel: like, puke sick or sore throat sick?
Me: like sore throat sick
Rachel: fuck, me too
Rachel: the right side of my throat feels swollen
Me: left
Rachel: weird
Me: yeah
Rachel: it's corresponding haha
Me: also, I have the runs
Me: yay
Me: brb.
Rachel: I have hot fart issues right now
Rachel: but no runs
Rachel: also, can I tell people this conversation happened?
Joe Tex is better than you.
Here's a Ruined Music Piece That's About Me. →
Most of the dialogue has been paraphrased/fictionalized. But it’s pretty much a true story. I just find it weird that there’s something about me out there on the internet.
September 2008
1 post
“Where Do You Go to (My Lovely)” by...
August 2008
1 post
Name the best animated film of the 90's
If your answer isn’t this:
YOU ARE WRONG.
July 2008
5 posts
'The Dark Knight' as written by Michael Bay
Alfred: Well then, what do we possibly do?
Batman: We hack the internet.
Alfred: Hack the internet?
Batman: Yes, hack the internet.
General: No one's ever hacked the internet before.
Batman: Well, there's a first for everything.
General: Okay, I like it. But which of the internets do we hack?
Batman: All of them.
Um,
Last night I dreamt someone set me on fire.
For furture reference, I am NOT cool with that.