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Musical, hilarious, and often sad.

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Mar
12th
Thu
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1. a video of Ricky Gervais and Elmo that references the Holocaust exists. 2. Elmo and Gervais have THE SAME LAUGH.

Mar
11th
Wed
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The Boat That Rocked, aka The Movie That Kicks Ass (probably).

Mar
9th
Mon
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This happened.

  • Rachel: can you say something as Walken next time we have sex?
  • Me: Um... sure.
  • Rachel: You've always wanted to do that, haven't you?
  • Me: Not even remotely.
  • Rachel: FUCK! Really?? I AM a creep.
Mar
7th
Sat
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yeah. what’ve YOU done with that editing software lately?

Mar
6th
Fri
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WHAT.

WHAT.

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It’s a sad moment when you realize that there’s really no reason for you to join twitter.
Mar
2nd
Mon
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So Many Dynamos - Search Party

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SomanydynamoS

SomanydynamoS

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Recent Innovations

  • Drunk guy 1: so i just got a new bro-ism
  • Drunk guy 2: Word? what is it?
  • Drunk guy 1: Bro-siedon.
  • Drunk chick: who's Brosiedon?
  • Drunk guy 2: he's like, the god of the sea, right?
  • Me: Actually, BRO-siedon is the god of the sweet seashell necklaces, specifically.
  • Drunk guy 1: ... fffffffffffffffffffuuuckk that's awesome!
Feb
26th
Thu
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