Me: I've got that sick taste starting to creep up the back of my throat.
Rachel: like, puke sick or sore throat sick?
Me: like sore throat sick
Rachel: fuck, me too
Rachel: the right side of my throat feels swollen
Me: left
Rachel: weird
Me: yeah
Rachel: it's corresponding haha
Me: also, I have the runs
Me: yay
Me: brb.
Rachel: I have hot fart issues right now
Rachel: but no runs
Rachel: also, can I tell people this conversation happened?